The Census

The office looks like something straight out of a Cold War-era political drama. The old man sitting behind the desk reading something in a file folder fits the retro aesthetic of the office perfectly, looking like the textbook definition of a 1960s government agent. The nameplate on his desk says 'Samuel Cole'.

At the interview subject's entrance, he looks up and says in a calm, professional voice, "Welcome, thank you for coming. Please sit down. You may call me Mr. Cole." He gestures to the chair sitting in front of his desk.

Mr. Cole takes takes a pen out of his shirt pocket and begins to write in the file. "There are many questions to go through, but with your cooperation this won't take very long. First, what is your name?"